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From: "Stephen Wong" <idwong@tm.net.my>

Subject: Fw: Old Lady

Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 11:23:36 +0800

-------------------------------- Joke - An Old Lady -------------------------

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. In fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know, because they didn't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back and see me next week." The next week the lady goes back to the doctor. "Doctor," she says "I don't know what you gave me, but now when I pass gas, although still silent, they stink terribly."

"Good" the doctor said, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."


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